This Is Not A Ticket, But It's Still Not Cool

I'm not normally one to complain, so please don't interpret this as any sort of evidence into my overall character.

But seriously, to the person who placed their restaurant menu on my car windshield, what's up with that?

Undoubtedly, if you're like me and this has happened to you too, you only realized that unsolicited advertisement on your car as you prepared to drive away. So you too have had to hop out, pluck it from behind the wiper blade, and then it ends up as unwanted trash on the floor of your front passenger seat.

To this restaurant (which will remain unnamed): out of principle, I will now probably never patronize your establishment.