Cops: Woman Charged with Smearing Dog Feces on Cars

She was reportedly upset about commuters parking on her street and crowding the neighborhood.

[Editor's note: Arrest information is supplied by the Fairfield Police Department. It does not indicate convictions.]

A Fairfield woman was charged with third-degree criminal mischief Tuesday for allegedly smearing dog feces on the door handles of people's cars, police said.

Kimberly Porter, 23, of New England Avenue (which is close to the Fairfield Metro train station), told police that she was upset commuters park on her street and make it difficult to get in and out of the driveway, according to the report.

So she made a statement, allegedly.

Police investigated the claims several people had made since Friday, when they reported finding fecal matter on their driver's side door handles.

The responding officer knocked on a few doors of residents who claimed they did not own dogs and then came upon Porter's home. She was holding back a large pit bull when the officer answered the door, according to the report.

At first Porter denied smearing the feces on the car. She reportedly told police that her car had also been targeted and that she had just cleaned it. However, the officer noticed Porter's car was covered in the dust that accumulates with every day driving and it did not appear to have been cleaned recently, according to the report.

After police noticed what appeared to be the supply of dog waste in Porter's backyard, she reportedly admitted to being the culprit.

Porter was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 8.

Fairfield Old Timer December 20, 2012 at 01:48 PM
Good For Her!
Robert Konigsberg December 20, 2012 at 01:50 PM
Not a great response to a "crappy" situation. The commuters should be fined for parking on New England St. The station is plenty big and is full of spots. If one pays, then we all pay.
Pascale Moffet December 20, 2012 at 05:18 PM
couldn't have been her because only super classy people own pit bulls
Blubby December 20, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Fined? really? It's a public road and unless it's posted "No Parking" what will the fine be for? FYI, it's New England Avenue, not street.
Robert Konigsberg December 20, 2012 at 06:14 PM
This issue should have been taken care of while the station was being built. It's all good until strangers start parking in front of your house. A simple sign stating No Commuter Parking would solve everything. Good luck getting approval for that from the town.
Sammy G December 21, 2012 at 04:53 AM
I was one of the people she put dog shit on my car..I am a student commuting to the city for school and cant afford parking along with commuting. Although there are alot of grown adults who do park on the side roads who have careers. My friends live on that street and give me permission to park there. I didnt report it but im glad she got arrested that stupid bitch deserves it. Go complain to the town an get a petition signed by everybody in the neighborhood. Lets see how people like it when they reach for their door handle and you get shit on your hand.
fatmancarruthers December 21, 2012 at 09:28 AM
What a scumbag, but what do you expect from that scumbag street? They should make her lick the dogshit off of every car
The Other Fairfield Rob December 22, 2012 at 12:42 AM
While what she did was disgusting and wrong, New England Avenue and Rhode Island Avenue are a total mess because of the train station. A few simple "Two Hour Parking Only" signs would solve this. Fairfield has these signs all over town near the downtown train station, so a few near Fairfield Metro can't be too hard. And in response to fatman above me, sorry we can't all live in Greenfield Hill or by the beach and actually have to work for our money. Typical Fairfield County, if you are a socio-economic class below, you must be a "scumbag". Although I do have a good job, nice car, and my house on the "scumbag" street is pretty nice, so why don't you come over for dinner sometime fatman? Or maybe not I'm too much of a "scumbag", sorry.
fatmancarruthers December 22, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Just about every week there is a report on the police blotter from one of those streets. Its a bit scummy, what can I tell you? I lived in the Bronx/Brooklyn/Queens/NYC for 15 yrs, so I know have some idea of what scummy is. You know, scummy, like where youd expect some scumbag to put dogshit on your car
Robert Konigsberg December 22, 2012 at 02:21 PM
Your environment is what you make of it. I also lived in in the boroughs and other so called less desirable areas. Over time, these areas can and usually do, become trendy and very expensive. Try buying a property in Harlem or the Alphabet City neighborhood in NYC, you can’t. I don’t condone what she did, but put yourself in the shoes of the people that live in that neighborhood. Most people, me included, would not be happy nor would accept strangers parking in front of their home on a daily basis for hours at end. This is Fairfield, CT, not the Bronx or Newark, NJ. What’s next, parking meters on residential streets? The town should and hopefully will put a stop to this.
Fairfield Old Timer December 22, 2012 at 04:57 PM
Boo Freakin' Hooo!
Abraham Gold December 22, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Congrats Pascale. You win the award for stupid comment of the day.
rather be fishing December 27, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Not only are the extra cars parking in our neighborhood a nuicance they restrict emergency vehicles,school buses and now that winter is here the town plow trucks cannot do there job as well and safely.
Kilty December 27, 2012 at 04:44 PM
What's "good" is this rocket scientist will soon be permanently flagged in the offender database for her idiotic crime....all because she was opposed to people legally parking on a public street. Good luck justifying that in your next job interview, you moron.
FairfieldDrew212 January 07, 2013 at 08:43 PM
I park on that street every day. Right in front of that little skanks house. There is plenty of room on the street for any emergency vehicle to get thru. Also, there's plenty of room for anyone to park in their drive way. This "woman" owes me a carwash at the very least. I can't wait till they publish her address. If I could get off work i'd show up to the little skanks court date. It took me forever to get that shit off my car. I hate this woman more than life.
sarah February 01, 2013 at 08:05 PM
Go tell her boyfriend she is a skank...
sarah February 01, 2013 at 08:10 PM
you are awesome...
sarah February 01, 2013 at 08:10 PM
I dare you :)
fatmancarruthers February 02, 2013 at 03:44 AM
Skank pos
sarah February 02, 2013 at 03:47 AM
Like I said keep typing... you are all mad cuz you have dog poo on your hands ... call you a wehhmbulance :)


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